"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

Mark Twain (via kuuuda)

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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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"Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind."

Unknown (via golden-needle)

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